If there is anything to learn in the world, it is often that no matter where you are...there is a bigger fish out there. And then even then there is usually a bigger fish than that one. And then a bigger fish with like, futuristic robotic arms and stuff. And then it just gets wierd.

#1384: Looks like Dan at least figured out emotional shields.
#1385: Seriousness may vary.
#1386: It's like a get out of jail free card.
#1387: Negotiations are a very hands on experience.
#1388: Ambers are weak vs pain.
#1389: In a land of Warp-Aci, he with candy is King.
#1390: Cubi just can't seem to resist clothing article theft.
#1391: It's like cats. They go for the ones who are the most annoyed by it.
#1392: And here comes the equine into the china shop...
#1393: A fairly safe bet all things considered.
#1394: The kind with access to heavy explosives.
#1395: Perhaps a panic compromise can be made.
#1396: Two more times and this can be a running gag.
#1397: That's using your only remaining organ Sherri!
#1398: Practically Perfect in every terrible way.
#1399: When in doubt, assume also that Amber is just lazy.
#1400: Doh. Scene changed a little late on this one.
#1401: Daniel TiFiona. Master of attention spans.
#1402: Yep. Diplomats all of them.
#1403: Fear the day Mink finds a fanfiction writing website.
#1404: Zezzuva. Tactful as always.
#1405: This is why you don't use warp aci for info gathering.
#1406: This is why Zezzuva usually sends a diplomat in her place.
#1407: Zezzuva comes to meetings with an elephant gun.
#1408: Sarcasm. It can get over any head regardless of height.
#1409: Wellp! Looks like its time to go see how Kria is doing...
#1410: Nevermind! Bail out! Bail out! Back to the school!
#1411: She looks familiar...
#1412: Getting it but not getting it.
#1413: Finger on the pulse of pop culture here.
#1414: Forgot about that in the excitement.
#1415: Ok. Now I'm just stalling.
#1416: School. Of shapeshifters. This kind of things happens.
#1417: Most often folks see themselves on the second try.
#1418: Last time she met Mink, Mink thought she was a golem made of gummy worms.
#1419: This bodes. Well or unwell is still undecided.
#1421: Bechdel failure going on over here.
#1422: There is one in every question frm the readers.
#1423: This will not have negative repercussions...no sir ree...
#1424: Comic 1124 to be exact.
#1425: Shooting fish in an overly full barrel.
#1426: No nice things for anyone ever.
#1427: I told you! No nice things for anyone ever!
#1428: Sometimes the wizard is off to see you.
#1429: Best to let nightmares run their sleep cycle.
#1430: Should have used the window.
#1431: Building codes in Trikna are a bit more lenient in some parts.
#1432: Ignorance is an injury best insulted.
#1433: H for hands on, or head off. Take your pick.
#1434: That boy be fancy.
#1435: I imagine 2% of any ascensions involve some form of pie.
#1436: And the spotlight falls on...
#1437: Yeah. It isnt like that name has any relevance to anything.
#1438: Them beholder eyes may need glasses.
#1439: Totally Original Character. Do Not Steal.
#1440: The census is going to be really skewed next season.
#1441: A soliloquy of monochrome.
#1442: Also explains the thriving awning market.
#1443: Sherri is not overly fond of heights.
#1444: Aw yeah. Callback to comic 761 in effect.
#1445: Same words. Different conversations.
#1446: This is my stance on a lot of things really.
#1447: What a friendly and non-foreboding looking fellow!
#1448: It makes sense that for an Insectis Heaven would be down.
#1449: Never trust a Fae with gardening supplies.
#1450: Wildy just digs secret agent concepts.
#1451: He would probably make a terrible customer.
#1452: Maybe a bold decorative gift basket?
#1453: Gingerbread heads will roll.
#1454: Mink is REALLY gonna have to revise the papers now.
#1455: Samus got nothing on Mink.
#1456: Dimanika's solutions only make more problems.
#1457: Curiouser and Curiouser.
#1458: Abel is kind of a rules gladiator.
#1459: Amber takes taco questions the most serious.
#1460: Naps and Coffee are a valuable currency.
#1461: It is really hard to get a demon drunk.
#1462: Dont forget to dial 9 first.
#1463: Clearing the air.
#1464: The medicine cabinet is now a make-up cabinet.
#1465: Wonder where she learned that spell from.
#1466: Pull yourself together there Sherri.
#1467: Motives unknown or unacknowledged.
#1468: Aim is a little off for some reason.
#1469: She kids. Mostly. Maybe. Probably not.
#1470: Also we need more hot pockets.
#1471: Wrapping things up.
#1472: What could possibly go wrong?
#1473: A prompt departure.
#1474: I detect a trend...
#1475: Watch out for that first step.
#1476: I warned you about that first step.
#1477: Looks like someone has a new vacation spot.
#1478: Demon diplomacy is all intimidate.
#1479: No rest for the wicked.
#1480: If it bleeds we can kill it. Maybe.
#1481: No rest for the snarky either.
#1482: She aint messing with no broke.
#1483: Fi is an expert at this after all.
#1484: Inventive incentives.
#1485: Friendship montage is a go!
#1486: Like a tiny lookinglass.
#1487: The closest to a compliment Aliph can get.
#1488: Living down the thing that got you killed.
#1489: No fun allowed.
#1490: Kids these days.
#1491: Not so white whale.
#1492: Lightning Bolt. Lightning Bolt.
#1493: Sales pitch for salespeople.
#1494: Time to go into awkward overdrive!
#1495: The last to know.
#1496: Good Reception.
#1497: Behold the power of adverbs.
#1498: Well with phone sizes these days...
#1499: Hooray for anticlimactic resolutions!
#1500: Mink was an energetic child.
#1501: Small problem.
#1502: Best at what she does...
#1503: Doooom(tm).
#1504: Sword of Damacles.
#1505: Valuable sibling currency.
#1506: Getting better for the worst.
#1507: Lets get some shoes.
#1508: You think you know someone...
#1509: Who needs to think when you have an app for that.
#1510: Just icing on the cake.
#1511: I AM A SUBTLE CREATURE.
#1512: Us and Them and Those.
#1513: But who is keeping score?
#1514: Well it made for really good hiding!
#1515: Beware the Bank of Biggs.
#1516: The pink hair kind would ruin the effect.
#1517: And then the hammer falls.
#1518: Playing to ones skills.
#1519: Bzz Bzz Grr.
#1520: The 5 stages of tantrum.
#1521: Dont get me started on his pizza topping preference...
#1522: Scene change 1!
#1523: Scene change 2!
#1524: Insert Muppet Flailing Here.
#1525: The fanciest of carrots.
#1526: Scene Change 3!
#1527: Scene Change um...4?
#1528: Attention span of a...oh hey shiny!
#1529: Lil bit racist.
#1530: Sensitive Subject.
#1531: Hopeful Thinking.
#1532: The sum of all family conversations.
#1533: Piflak may be one-third troll.
#1534: We meet again for the first time.
#1535: Looks like a job for defenestration man.
#1536: Catching up.
#1537: Sympathy wasteland.
#1538: Logical Petard.
#1539: Not very great expectations.
#1540: Thicker than water debts.
#1541: I will be a riot at my school reunion.
#1542: Devilish politics.
#1543: To the pointy point.
#1544: Got to grow into the cuteness.
#1545: Alexsi knows how it is.
#1546: Stalling for timeshare.
#1547: Complex Memories.
#1548: Hanger Management.
#1549: Crumpets are also acceptable.
#1550: At least he left a note.
#1551: Starting way back.
#1552: At least he is ambitious.
#1553: Prep-Time.
#1554: Learning can be killer.
#1555: The moral compass points south.
#1556: Familial trends.
#1557: Popcorn means Abel is interested.
#1558: Knowing oneself.
#1559: Under shadow. Overcompensation.
#1560: Typos. The oldest mistake in the book.
#1561: A very red letter day.
#1562: Creepy and Kooky.
#1563: More like rules lawyering death.
#1564: Zombie elephant in the room.
#1565: Matter of Opinion.
#1566: Smack Talk.
#1567: But only a little.
#1568: Comforting Words.
#1569: The Talk.
#1570: The Confession.
#1571: The Not So Dramatic Scene-Change!
#1572: Hot Stuff coming through!
#1573: Especially around Finals.
#1574: Short attention span.
#1575: Absence makes the eyes go wander.
#1576: Only thing more exciting is boxes.
#1577: Somehow it does work. Trust me.
#1578: Complete with matching hats.
#1579: Always Watching. Barely Caring.
#1580: Long time coming.
#1581: Those who fail history are doomed to retake the class.
#1582: And then Ambers wrist fell off.
#1583: Hidden Motives.
#1584: Maiden stealing prejudice.
#1585: They all fall down.
#1586: Examples.
#1587: Hope flies eternal.
#1588: Heart of the matter.
#1589: Shifty types.
#1590: Misery loves company. Resentment stands alone.
#1591: Somewhat familiar...
#1592: He makes me laugh.
#1593: Obvious enough for Dan to notice.
#1594: Fall through the cracks.
#1595: Cuts Deep.
#1596: Leaving on a sour note.
#1597: Entering on a Bitter Note.
#1598: Regretful Questions R Us.
#1599: A New Hope.
#1600: At least he tried.
#1601: Stopping on by.
#1602: Her point is made.
#1603: Resist the Assist.
#1604: Looking Back, Moving Forward.
#1605: More like a summer-home wrecker.
#1606: One is what one eats.
#1607: The important questions.
#1608: Getting the Jitters.
#1609: Letters to Scene Change.
#1610: Like sand through a clogged hourglass.
#1611: Smooth Transition.
#1612: Everyone has a hobby.
#1613: Endless Potential.
#1614: Not the best wordchoice.
#1615: Grave Motivations.
#1616: Ten point font. No doublespacing.
#1617: Black Heart of the matter.
#1618: Begrudging Respect.
#1619: At least he accepts it.
#1620: Bonding requires contact.
#1621: Soulstealer family tree.
#1622: The One-Day Flu.
#1623: Short Retirement.
#1624: Simple Pleasures of Life.
#1625: Insert trendy director name here.
#1626: A reputable dockmaster.
#1627: Baby steps Fluffy. Baby steps.
#1628: Artistic Inspirations.
#1629: If you were a household appliance...
#1630: Please dont use company staplers for global domination.
#1631: Got a case of the rumblies.
#1632: Anti-techno babble.
#1633: Two out of Three actually.
#1634: Suddenly less invested.
#1635: Not off to a good start.
#1636: Crouching Scylla, hidden Charybdis.
#1637: Temper temper.
#1638: The ole hook n liner...
#1639: And then Amber was mauled to death.
#1640: Background Backfire.
#1641: That didn't take long.
#1642: The siren song of crumbs.
#1643: Wouldnt open it unless you want to get ahead.
#1644: Several were bought online.
#1645: I see what you did there.
#1646: He was too cheap for the pop-up version.
#1647: Brief detour.
#1648: Better horse-headed than bull-headed.
#1649: They like getting into crawlspaces.
#1650: Choose to lose.
#1651: Now leaving imagination station.
#1652: Now boarding the possible pain train.
#1653: Way of the world.
#1654: Keeping it together.
#1655: Last Straw. Exit stage left.
#1656: RIP desk #4.
#1657: Under, Over, and Out.
#1658: Out, About, and Around.
#1659: Sappy ever after.
#1660: Like no one ever was.
#1661: Didnt say it three times.
#1662: Friendshiiiiiip.
#1663: Dodged a blt there.
#1664: Nothing to worry about.
#1665: The only winning move...
#1666: Fashion Forward.
#1667: Fashion Fiasco.
#1668: Fashion Foreboding.
#1669: Avians of similar plumage...
#1670: Here fishy fishy fishy.
#1671: Time Setter.
#1672: The most supportive.
#1673: Fantasies made real.
#1674: Armchair demon psychology.
#1675: The customer is dead to rights.
#1676: Window Fishing.
#1677: Lets get some shoes.
#1678: Trap Sprung.
#1679: Trap Detected.
#1680: Culture shock and/or burn.
#1681: Some things are not meant to be.
#1682: I may be lying. Maybe.
#1683: She trying.
#1684: Cows love greener grass.
#1685: Cows also love living grass.
#1686: Cows do not love sitcom tropes.
#1687: Meet Viv.
#1688: What could possibly go wrong.
#1689: We all know one of these shoppers.
#1690: Seams like trouble.
#1691: Conspiracy purist.
#1692: Dont forget the scones.
#1693: Lesson one: Not this.
#1694: More of a courtesy knock.
#1695: Not really a clan of subtlety.
#1696: May be somewhat biased.
#1697: Birds of a very boring feather...
#1698: She is actually a few hundred years old.
#1698: The thought counts to two.
#1700: Wickedly fun!
#1701: Armful of adorable nightmares.
#1702: Making friends.
#1703: All together now.
#1704: BRB. Buying more paper.
#1705: When the moon hits your eye...
#1706: And the ice cream of reflection.
#1707: Movie Night.
#1708: The blue makes it for boys.
#1709: Meet not meat.
#1710: Cant spell knew without ew.
#1711: Little too happy.
#1712: Its a clan leader thing.
#1713: Thats just an Aaryanna thing.
#1714: Apparently its a Cyra thing.
#1715: Ominous omens.
#1716: Lets get the party started...elsewhere!
#1717: Dap Chap.
#1718: Speed Record.
#1719: Delayed Reaction.
#1720: Netflix and Nope.
#1721: Antilife of the party.
#1722: Suit may have been better.
#1723: Sob-story credits.
#1724: VIP shock treatment.
#1725: Whole new world.

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